The Uncensored Massage: Massage and Sex in America and Elsewhere

A redheaded masseuse touches a married man all over, under a thin cotton sheet, and he is thus arroused and introduced to the sexual revolution in the once puritanical American massage scene, now made richer by Holism, Koreans, Russians, Chinese, Southeast Asian, Latin American & East European immigrants. Thus begins a personal pursuit of pain and pleasure, which, intertwined, lead him from innocent to tantric and erotic massages in New York and elsewhere.
Honest, thought-provoking, occasionally hilarious, the episodes include accidental sex in the massage parlors of New York, Russians administering Tantric Massage on Wall Street, a no-square-inch-unlicked massage by a Finnish blonde, why some masseuses regard penises as the Goddess's gift to women (while others keep a 12-inch distance from them), the care and protection of balls (the world's first literary Essay on Bollocks), a philosophical approach to happy endings, what to do when your "guitar" weeps, and why anatomical innocence can be a most delightful thing. A combination guide, meditation, and massage memoir, this book tells all with wit and non-pc honesty.
Its companion book, "The Uncensored Massage Book: Thailand, Indonesia, China, Vietnam" concentrates almost exclusively on massage in various Asian countries, while other books concentrate on other specific geographical or anatomical locations, including penises and yonis. Meant for mature non-pc readers with a sense of humor.

Around 28,000 words or 100 paperback pages..